I know I'm late but it seemed so funny...

[gribouille]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In June I punched machanvalentine in the arm (-10 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed flo_nelja's flat tire (15 points). In April I put gum in laylah's hair (-12 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-53 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, gribouille

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